Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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