You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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