Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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