i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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