so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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