Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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