actually, I'm a sock model
Please, let me fuck your mom
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I think people are normalizing furries
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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