I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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