Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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