I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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