let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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