He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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