ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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