I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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