he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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