dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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