the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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Come share oat with me in your robe
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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