please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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