Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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