i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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