But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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