Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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