Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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