I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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