matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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