marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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