they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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