I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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