i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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