it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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