I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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