It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
