Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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