i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We are two peas in an std pod
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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