I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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