HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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