i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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