I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
