Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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