On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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