yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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