love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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