I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Randomize
