Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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