Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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