It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I'm passing your future prison.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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