that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Randomize
