But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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