Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Send help, water and tortillas.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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