Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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