The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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