Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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