left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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