She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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