he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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